Magical Mystery Bug - Beatles PC humor

TILL THERE WAS DOS
(Till There Was You)

There was space, on a disk
But I never, used it's mem'ry
No, I never used it a'tall
Till there was DOS

There were errors, in a drive
But I never, noticed problems
No, I never noticed a'tall
Till there was DOS

And there were programs
And wonderful mem'ry
In sweet, drives C & D
A lot, or few

There were bytes, on my comp.
But I never, took advantage
No, I never took them a'tall
Till there was DOS

TILL, THERE WAS DOS!!!

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I Could Eat Eggrolls Forever

Let me take you down,
'cause I'm going to
The Hotel Cafe
I don't have to pay
I think the maitre' de likes me
I could eat eggrolls forever.

Eating is easy with eyes closed
Open up your mouth and wedge it in
It's getting hard to choose which kind
but they all taste great
It doesn't matter much to me.

Let me take you down,
cause I'm going to
The Hotel Cafe
I don't have to pay
I think the maiter de' likes me
I could eat eggrolls forever.

No one I think is in my league
I mean no one eats more than me
That is, you know, you can't beat me
but it's alright
It's from the practice that I've had.

Let me take you down,
cause I'm going to
The Hotel Cafe
I don't have to pay
I think the waiter he likes me
I could eat eggrolls forever.

Always hope that I'll lose this weight
But you know I know when it's a dream
I think I know of what to eat
but it's all wrong
So I think I'll eat these sweets.

Let me take you down,
cause I'm going to
The Hocal Cafe
I don't have to pay
I think the maiter de likes me
I could eat eggrolls forever.

I could eat eggrolls forever
I could eat eggrolls forever.

(heavy guitar interlude)

I ATE MRS. PAUL'S

I AM THE WALRUS - GOO GOO G' JOOB

NUMBER NINE... NUMBER NINE

ONE, ONE.. NINE - ONE ONE... NINE, ONE, ONE.....

(applause into fade..)

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When I Can't Log In
(to the tune of When I am Sixty Four)

When I get source down from FTP
many megabytes,
will you still be dumping out core
from GCC, ls and more?
When I chase out the very last bug
will you crash again?
Must I still boot you, why don't I shoot you
when I can't log in.

I should be coding, coding in C
but my link has gone.
I get only timeouts from my UNIX site,
must I wait for boot ev'ry night?
And when at last I find the bad card
plug a new one in,
Must I still boot you, why don't I shoot you
when I can't log in.

All my files I have compressed to make a bit of hard disk space
but that's not enough
for my games of chess
and when I want my files
there's no decompress

When I get out and find me a job
I will wish me back
I will have to work on patches for MS-DOS
if I'm lucky, make a CMOS
I would be happy if just I could
ls /usr/games
I'd gladly boot you, I'd never shoot you
if I had login.

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In My Server
(to the tune of In My Life)

There are bugs in my server.
All the night, they erase my files
those remainers not for better
some have gone and some remain
all these bugs had their moments
with hackers and friends
who made system calls
bugs aren't dead and still living
In my life I've hated them all..

But of all these bugs on my servers
there is no one compared with Worm
All my memmories have been missing.
when I try to save as someting new
Though I know I'll never lose my frustration
for those bugs that kill my files before
I know I'll often stop and erase them
In my life I hate them more..


Though I know I'll never lose my frustration
for those bugs that kill my files before
I know I'll often stop and erase them
In my life I hate them more..
In my life I hate them more..

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Gay Stripper
(to the tune of Day Tripper)

Got a good reason
for taking the way to come out
Got a good reason
for taking the way to come out
He was a gay stripper
In the closet, yeah
It took him so long to come out
and I found out

He's a big queer
He took himself all ways there
He's a big queer
He took himself all ways there, now
He was a gay stripper
In the closet, yeah
It took him so long to come out
and I found out
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Tried to be stripper
He only strips one night, man
Tried to be stripper
He only strips one night, man..
He was a gay stripper
In the closet, yeah
It took him so long to come out
and I found out

Gay Stripper, Gay Stripper, Yeah..

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Scott McNealy's SUN
(to the tune of Mother Nature Son)

Start out as UNIX computer
Scott McNealy's SUN
All years long they're making
Work Stations for everyone..

deep inside the Mountain View
You can find BIll Joy
hacking the unix and
Internet as he flies
du, du, du....

They are making SparcStation,
Scott McNealy's SUN
hooking token ring
and network systems to their sun.
du, du, du, ......

Ooh... Ooh

Scott McNealy's SUN

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All You Need Is Ram

RAM, RAM, RAM
RAM, RAM, RAM
RAM, RAM, RAM

There's no code you can do that can't be done
Nothing on cache memory that can't be saved
If something crash but you can avoid by adding memory
It's easy

There's no memomory on PC that can't be full
No files on your hard drive that can't be saved
For code that your wrote but it runs slow.. go and get more RAM
It's easy

All you need is RAM
All you need is RAM
All you need is RAM, RAM
RAM is all you need

RAM, RAM, RAM
RAM, RAM, RAM
RAM, RAM, RAM

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Lagman

Let me tell you how long it's been
That's 7K in 19 min
'Cause I'm the lagman, yeah, I'm the lagman

Should fifty baud appear quite sad
Be thankful it's not really bad
'Cause I'm the lagman, yeah, I'm the lagman

If you download sound, I'll lag your clip
If you try to process, I'll lag your chip
If you ftp, I'll lag your zip
If you surf the web, I'll lag your SLIP
Lagman!

Don't ask me why it's on the blink (a-ah, Mr. Thompson)
Unless you want to lose your link (a-ah, Mr. Gates)
'Cause I'm the lagman, yeah, I'm the lagman

Now my advice for MPEG freaks:
You could be waiting several weeks
'Cause I'm the lagman, I'm the lagman, yeah,
And you're waiting for no one but me.

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All You Need Is Chat
(to original melody of All you need is LOVE)

CHAT, CHAT, CHAT
CHAT, CHAT, CHAT

There's no chat you can do that can't be done
Nothing on chat memory that can't be saved
If something crashes you can log on again
It's easy

There's no CHAT on TV so dont watch
No partner on swiss CHAT that doesnt match
just log in and type and start to chat..
It's easy

All you need is CHAT
All you need is CHAT
All you need is CHAT, CHAT
CHAT is all you need

CHAT, CHAT, CHAT
CHAT, CHAT, CHAT
CHAT, CHAT, CHAT

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Well!That's all right!

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Мы все плакали!!!!!!!!!!! :))))))))))))))))))))))))

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:)))))) уже было однажды что-то похожее....
но хорошие вещи достойны повторения

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Это называется "синг зис олл тугэзер"...

Write In C

Начитавшись данных интерпретаций в голову сразу приходит самый простой текст:
К вопросу о компьютерной безопасности:

Why don't we do it in the DOS,
Why don't we do it in the DOS,
Why don't we do it in the DOS,
Why don't we do it in the DOS,
Noone will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the DOS...