Alan Price - Papers (Metropolitan Man)
Papers, papers, read all about the news
Papers, papers, filled with the daily blues
On any page you will find disiater
Servant killing off his master
And a long lost hero coming out the jungle
Someone's secrets up for grabs
Fortunes found in taxi cabs
Find out how your leaders stall and stumble
Papers, papers
Inside stories about swindles
Unearnend incomes start to dwindle
Of attempts to cross a dolphin with a seal
There's such varied information on the problems of inflation
That you wonder whether real is really real
Papers, papers
They may have found oil beneath the sea
Thank God for beauty that's on page three
A naked lady means more to me, more to see